Questions With Answers

Here we are, a month later from that one post. Sorry about the wait, if you were curious. I'm ready to answer my questions that I have posed to you. But then again, they weren't my questions...or were they? >:D

Is this the real life? No, it certainly is not. It's all based on perspective.

Is this just fantasy? Life isn't real, but it isn't fantasy. It's based on perception. :) (This is what happens when you try to marry philosophy to music. Though Freddie Mercury was indeed, by all accounts, a genius.)

How many roads does a man walk down before you can call him a man? Men can carry propane tanks. The more apt question is: how many propane tanks can you shake before you call him a man? (inside joke)

All the lonely people - where do they come from? Lonely people come from their mothers' wombs. I know I did.

Do you believe in magic? When I didn't receive my Hogwarts letter at 11, I was depressed for a month. So no, I don't.

How does it feel to be on your own, to be without a home, like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone? It feels like...life. Then again I'm not "Miss Lonely".

Will you still love me, when I'm no longer young and beautiful? I'm not in any position to answer this question.

How could you leave on Yom Kippur? Well, you see, I was really confused about that whole sundown beginning aspect. Sorry.

If this is what I call home then why do I feel so alone? Well, I'm home alone. No one else is. There you go.

Is it in your genes? What is? 

Come on girls, are you ready to play? (Back in 8th grade, I was an Indian Maharajah. The teacher I TA'ed for suggested I get a harem. Unfortunately I don't have a harem. 

Why don't you do right, get me some money too? But I had money in 1922...maybe I'll try again 2022. :)


Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?  "I told you, the door to my office is always open. I think you know why it's always open -- that was stolen, I'd like that returned." ~Bob Newhart

Would you dance, if you asked me to dance? "On the contrary -- I find quadrille invigorating." ~Hamish, Alice in Wonderland 

 What about all the things that you said we were to gain? Oh, don't worry...we're "guarding" your money. Don't worry. :)

Oh, who would ever want to be king? Oh, I dunno...Liu Bang, Gorm the Old, Harald Bluetooth, George I, Richard III, Louis XVI, Tarquinius Severus, and others.

 Am I a dead man now, living with the pain? "People die, it happens. Sometimes they even die twice." ~Walter Bishop

 Is it over yet, will I ever feel again? Ask James Holman before asking that question again.

He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?  You can try.

 If you see Kay, will you tell her I love her? I don't know Kay, but I know I and Jay and Ell and Em.

 How many special people change, how many lives are living strange? "We all change, for better or for worse. Usually worse." ~My friend

Could it be that we have been this way before?  Could it be that we have been this way before?

 Is your conscience all right, does it plague you at night? "Ah! that is clearly a metaphysical speculation, and like most metaphysical speculations has very little reference at all to the actual facts of real life, as we know them." ~Cecily Cardew

 Did you make it to the Milky Way and see the lights all faded, and that Heaven is overrated? I didn't make it to the Milky Way, though. I did make it to the Andromeda Galaxy though, and the lights there are beautiful. :)

What in the world does your company take me for? My company? The CEO, of course. :) You? Get back to me later. :)

If we dissolved without a trace, would the real world even care? "That's the way of things...the real world and the fake world...rarely are." ~Me and Walter Bishop



-Rob